Life imitates my idiot fan fiction, Hieronymus Boosh or something like it.
Noel is doo wopping!? First he’s dressing like me (fair ilse and intarsia sweaters). Then he’s clean and sober. I’m scared! You should be too!
He has been known to break into “Silence is Golden” when vanquishing wannabe hecklers (why do they bother–he will always win those skirmishes).
Here’s what he said in a recent interview:
“Once you’ve learned (crimps) though, they never leave you. I’m sure if I ever go mad I’ll just be sitting in a hospital I’ll be sitting in the corner going, “Dama lama dam/ Kama lama dee dam” just rocking backwards and forwards and the nurse will be feeding me and I’ll be wetting myself.”
Well close enough!
The Edsels – Rama Lama Ding Dong
Now you’re gettin’ it.
Try: Pappa oom mow mow…
But be careful, Jazz causes Vince anaphylactic shock, but doo-wop invokes seizures.